One of the first scenes in this really really lame film is where jacob gets crazy about that invitation of the wedding of Edward and Bella! He runs forward in the forest and he mutates to a werewolf! Ok, ok....i have to admit, the effects are good but its so ridiculous! I mean.....imagine you walk through the wood and suddenly you notice a "good looking" guy who mutates to a werewolf when he sees YOU! nice compliment...:P
BACKFLASH........! oh i love that word! but in fact i dont even want to use that word! :P ok anyway...
After a while the great big wedding takes place and yeah.... you could say its a bit of kitsch! But just a bit :P
There's Bella in a tidy white dress who's going to the altar where Edward already waits for her! When i watched that scene I had to look away because of this freaky visage.... I'm very sorry for all the girls who are "teamedward" but .....WHY???? I mean.... i really don't understand what Bella sees in him! And then the film begins to get very very lame.... They are in honeymoon and drive to an island anywhere in brasilia or something like that. After they arrive the scenes where they get very intimate accumulate. And once they even break their bed and it looks like a bomb just fell in. Thats ....thats .... thats NONSENSE!
Anyway.... I guess after a long long time splitting my popcorn from the into felled M&M's before, I came back to the film and noticed: OH it actually can be exciting! But yeah....that was a really short-lived thought. After a while you notice as viewer: OH!!! Now I get it! Its a parody!!!
But no.... it isn't! So from this time you begin to laugh about all the serious meant "jokes" and actually enjoy the film because it's the best parody you have ever seen!
In the end it gets a bit scary. Bella gets totally skinny and it's almost disgusting watching her pregnancy! ( Oh yeah....i didn't notice it. But now you know it ) So when she gives birth they have to cut open her stomach and get out the baby, who had bitten her before. And when you see this baby you just think : Oh my god! How cute it is! AND NOT: Oh my god! A monster! A monster! Help! Help!!!! So that scene is kinda like ridiculous!The very end I don't wanna tell.... because maybe there are still people who have not seen the film yet.
My conclusion of this film is: It's not bad. The effects are actually good and in fact it's even exciting! So if you wanna laugh a lot, your last feeling of throwing up is long gone and you like werewolfs talking then "Breaking Dawn" is the right film for YOU! :P
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